Every Morning like clock work this is what happens:
1. There are AT LEAST 2 spipders in my bath tub (they come in the window over the shower becuase there is a dent in the screen thus leavng an opening for them to crawl in. The shower surface is too slippery for them to crawl on...hence why they always end up in the bath tub)
2. I close all the windows in my house, as to keep some cool air in
3. I pour myself a bowl of my cereal of choice
4. I sit down on the couch to watch the news whilst I partake in the morning goodness that is milk and cereal.
5 .I have to sit in a certain position on the couch, with one leg extended and one leg bent, so that there is a little nest for Chuck to sit in.
6. Chuck jumps up on the couch, unpersuaded, and settles into the nest that I made him. (If I don't make this nest for him he proceeds to jump on my lap over and over and over again, until I make some sort of space for him. He doesn't seem to mind that I have a bowl full of milk and so sometimes it spills a little. And trust me I have tried just pushing him off, but his feelings never get hurt and he never takes the hint that I would like to eat my cereal in peace, he just keeps on trying)
7. Take a shower (drown the spiders that are still waiting for me in the tub with scolding hot water)
8. Get dressed
9. Morning hygeiene routine (Brush teeth, deoderant, all that fun stuff)
10. Blow dry my hair
11. Off to work
Because I am sure you were all wondering.
17 comments:
i really really love you
You are so funny. Charlie always tries to climb into my lap too. He doesnt fit as nicely as a kitty would.
I'm sorry, I just can't Chuck sit for you anymore, now that I know about the spiders.
just don't ever open the window in the bathroom and you will be fine.
I remember this routine well (minus the Chuck, of course). Purple GAP boxers, cami tank undershirt thing from the GAP, that special towel just for your hair that your mom made you, and if we were lucky in the winter time, slippers. Oh yeah, with the radio up loud- I have fond memories of you dancing with the hairbrush to "Lights camera action, I'm sorry Miss Jackson."
I also really really love you. And miss you :)
Cute, cute girl! I kept waiting for the punchline and in the end I just laughed out loud. I was wondering what your morning routine was. Chuck is a lucky, loved cat...does he know this? Love you!
Oh yeah, I had spiders in my bathtub every morning when I lived in UT too. I hated that!
Uh...my mom has a dog that likes to chase and eat spiders (especially those big fast brown ones)...maybe you could train Chuck :)
and what, pray tell IS your cereal of choice? huh? answer that one.
also- where are you working now? i thought you were done at your other job?
And also, where does the green face mask come into play? Oh wait... :)
hey...the green face mask wasn't me...that was barb.
I'm sorry to sound like everyone else but I read this and smiled and all I have to say is I loveth you...And that I WAS in fact wondering. ;)
Good to know that someone else has a strict morning routine, however, yours sounds so much more relaxing than mine! Maybe it'd be different if I could get out of bed on time :)
I know the green face belonged to Barbie--how could anyone forget? I just felt the urge to insert it. You still haven't told us which cereal of choice you usually have...
Ilove this blog !!and I love you.
Here is a little "Motherly" tid-bit. Sweep all of the leaves away from the window and pray the bug killer,that you bought, around the outside(while the window is closed).
That is SPRAY the bug Killer
I just now noticed the "spipders". How did I miss that before?
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