I'm a Brunette Now

Here is the story of what happened...

There once was a girl named Erin wih blonde hair,
She went through life without a care.
She always had blonde hair and it was fun,
Outside it sparkled in the sun.
One day she fell on hard times,
But don't worry she committed no crimes.
The funds were just low,
And it was a blow,
But she cancelled her hair appointment with Lez,
As she chewed on some tasty Pez.
The next time for a hair did was January,
And the month that it is now is Novembuary.
By January her roots would be 5 inches long,
And then she would be singing the white trash song.
She took matters into her own hands,
And crossed the Utah desert sands,
To a lovely beauty supply store in Sandy,
Where she was helped by a girl named Brandy.
Brunette was the color she bought,
A pretty color she thought.
Then off to Riverton she drove,
Not far from Pleasant Grove.
Aunt LauraLee helped apply the brown,
From the tips all the way to the crown.
Now Erin has auburny brown hair,
And yes her skin is still fair.
It's pretty different, and pretty dark,
But Erin is happy as a lark.



Oh my goodness! I have brown hair!